"Wretches, don't eat beans!" —Empedocles of Akragas (490-430 BCE)
"Wretches, don't wear jeans!" —George Will (This morning)
"Wretches, don't eat beans!" —Empedocles of Akragas (490-430 BCE)
"Wretches, don't wear jeans!" —George Will (This morning)