An eye-catching first line has some internal tension to it.
What Herman Cain did in Orlando this weekend was both completely unexpected and entirely predictable.
Erm. That can't be true. That is, unless, 'predictable' means 'happens'. And that just means that Republicans are either 'unpredictable' or their behavior is 'unexpected.'
He also made pizzas for everyone who didn't make one for himself. . .