Chuck Norris doesn’t tolerate ad hominem attacks:
Hannity: Why don’t you run? No no no, there’s a solution — why wouldn’t you — Chuck Norris could be governor of Texas one day.
Norris: You know why? Because I’d be sitting here with my opponent, and debating, and then he would start attacking my character, and I’d jump over there and choke him unconscious.
[Laughter]
Hannity: You have more control than that!
Norris: I don’t! That’s the problem, you know. I have a thin skin. It was really tough in the film world. And in the political world, you know, I’d be killing half the people.
Oh he takes ad hominems, he just responds with ad baculums.
Your quip is way funnier than mine.
It’s not a fallacy if Chuck Norris commits it.
Hannity: You have more control than that!
Norris: I don’t! That’s the problem, you know. I have a thin skin. It was really tough in the film world. And in the political world, you know, I’d be killing half the people. I mean I used all on my great skills as an actor to pretend I'm a tough guy when in reality I'm nothing more than spoiled baby who happens to know martial arts. So when someone says something mean either about me or heaven forbid right to my face I can ACT all offended and scary and threaten to kick some behind Walker style.