{"id":953,"date":"2008-10-24T07:52:02","date_gmt":"2008-10-24T11:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=953"},"modified":"2008-10-24T07:52:02","modified_gmt":"2008-10-24T11:52:02","slug":"pretty-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=953","title":{"rendered":"Pretty woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Practically by his own admission, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2008\/10\/23\/AR2008102302867.html\">Charles Krauthammer&#39;s<\/a> thin case isn&#39;t worth making fun of&#8211;&quot;he&#39;s going down with the ship&quot; out of fears that Obama would not frighten the Beejeebus out of our terrorist enemies, like Bush does now.&nbsp; Which he doesn&#39;t.&nbsp; More interesting is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2008\/10\/23\/AR2008102302489_pf.html\">Kathleen Parker&#39;s<\/a> continued presence on the Washington Post op-ed page.&nbsp; Sure she has had the stones to say that Sarah Palin doesn&#39;t belong in national office (I would add municipal to that as well), but she hasn&#39;t somehow regained rational powers. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Today, for instance, wondering what drove John McCain to pick Sarah Palin for VP, she offers the dirty old man or viagra thesis:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>But there can be no denying that McCain&#39;s selection of her over others far more qualified &#8212; and his mind-boggling lack of attention to details that matter &#8212; suggests other factors at work. His judgment may have been clouded by . . . what?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>What could it be?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Science provides clues.<\/strong> A study in Canada, <a href=\"http:\/\/psych.mcmaster.ca\/dalywilson\/pretty_women.pdf\">published<\/a> by a British journal in 2003, found that <strong>pretty women foil men&#39;s ability to assess the future.<\/strong> &quot;Discounting the future,&quot; as the condition is called, means preferring immediate, lesser rewards to greater rewards in the future.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Right, &quot;science.&quot;&nbsp; Add other decisive clues (Parker&#39;s husband&#39;s unfortunate candor among them) and you arrive at the following mind-blowing conclusion:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>It is entirely possible that no one could have beaten the political force known as Barack Obama &#8212; under any circumstances. And though it isn&#39;t over yet, <strong>it seems clear that McCain made a tragic, if familiar, error under that sycamore tree. Will he join the pantheon of men who, intoxicated by a woman&#39;s power, made the wrong call? <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>He probably made the wrong call&#8211;especially if he wins.&nbsp; But this gets worse:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Had Antony not fallen for Cleopatra, Octavian might not have captured the Roman Empire. Had Bill resisted Monica, Al Gore may have become president, and Hillary might be today&#39;s Democratic nominee.<\/p>\n<p>If McCain, rightful heir to the presidency, loses to Obama, history undoubtedly will note that he was defeated at least in part by <strong>his own besotted impulse to discount the future. If he wins, he must be credited with having correctly calculated nature&#39;s power to befuddle.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My sense was that, pretty or not, he just miscalculated the amount of BS even the American media was willing to tolerate.&nbsp; And no one can blame him for that. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Practically by his own admission, Charles Krauthammer&#39;s thin case isn&#39;t worth making fun of&#8211;&quot;he&#39;s going down with the ship&quot; out of fears that Obama would not frighten the Beejeebus out of our terrorist enemies, like Bush does now.&nbsp; Which he doesn&#39;t.&nbsp; More interesting is Kathleen Parker&#39;s continued presence on the Washington Post op-ed page.&nbsp; Sure &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=953\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pretty woman<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,70],"tags":[139,1992,288],"class_list":["post-953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-explanations","category-kathleen-parker","tag-john-mccain","tag-kathleen-parker","tag-sarah-palin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}