{"id":4872,"date":"2015-06-10T06:56:07","date_gmt":"2015-06-10T11:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=4872"},"modified":"2015-06-10T06:56:07","modified_gmt":"2015-06-10T11:56:07","slug":"but-didnt-hitler-grow-up-to-be-hitler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=4872","title":{"rendered":"But didn&#8217;t Hitler grow up to be Hitler?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 159px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/4\/44\/Adolf_Hitler_as_a_child.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"159\" height=\"253\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">The quondam next Hitler<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Low hanging fruit today, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/tv\/pat-robertson-tells-grieving-mother-her-dead-baby-couldve-grown-up-to-be-hitler\/\">here&#8217;s Televangelist Pat Robertson&#8217;s advice to the mother who just lost her baby<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>As far as God\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s concerned, He knows the end from the beginning and He sees a little baby and that little baby could grow up to be Adolf Hitler, he could grow up to be Joseph Stalin, he could grow up to be some serial killer, or he could grow up to die of a hideous disease. God sees all of that, and for that life to be terminated while he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a baby, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to be with God forever in Heaven so it isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t a bad thing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Look Lady, on the bright side, at least you&#8217;re child wasn&#8217;t the next Hitler. I think Rev. Robertson might have borrowed from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9S75Rfva9O8\">this video<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Low hanging fruit today, but here&#8217;s Televangelist Pat Robertson&#8217;s advice to the mother who just lost her baby: As far as God\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s concerned, He knows the end from the beginning and He sees a little baby and that little baby could grow up to be Adolf Hitler, he could grow up to be Joseph Stalin, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=4872\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">But didn&#8217;t Hitler grow up to be Hitler?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1957,1629,1958],"class_list":["post-4872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-hitler","tag-pat-robertson","tag-the-next-hitler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4873,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872\/revisions\/4873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}