{"id":3570,"date":"2012-05-03T06:51:07","date_gmt":"2012-05-03T11:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=3570"},"modified":"2012-05-03T06:51:07","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T11:51:07","slug":"final-exam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=3570","title":{"rendered":"Final Exam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#39;s final exam day here in my world&#8211;Critical Thinking is the course.&nbsp; A friend on Face Book posted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/news\/2012-04-19\/climate-change-has-nothing-to-do-with-al-gore.html\">this article about being a Republican who believed climate change to be a real thing<\/a>.&nbsp; Actually, the article is about understanding what the claim about climate change entails, in particular the difference between climate&nbsp;and weather.&nbsp; This difference being somehow more difficult to grasp than <span class=\"scayt-misspell\" data-scayt_word=\"Fermat's\" data-scaytid=\"1\">Fermat&#39;s<\/span> Last Theorem.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Some <span class=\"scayt-misspell\" data-scayt_word=\"grafs\" data-scaytid=\"5\">grafs<\/span>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Climate science shows that over a long period of time, the statistics have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crh.noaa.gov\/mpx\/?n=mpxclimaten\">changed<\/a>. Things that used to happen a lot, like consistent winter snow cover, are happening less reliably. Things that happened every now and then, like droughts and wildfires, are happening more reliably. And things that almost never happened &#8212; such as the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ncdc.noaa.gov\/sotc\/summary-info\/national\/2012\/3\">15,000<\/a> new U.S. temperature records in March &#8212; sometimes now do occur. And they can&rsquo;t be explained with purely meteorological reasoning.<\/p>\n<p>The changes we&rsquo;re seeing, far more than I can list here, seem like an accumulation of coincidences. Pieced together, reveal the full puzzle: There&rsquo;s more heat and moisture in the atmosphere, and our emissions are largely responsible for keeping it there.<\/p>\n<p>The millennium&rsquo;s first decade was the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.noaanews.noaa.gov\/stories2010\/20100728_stateoftheclimate.html\">warmest<\/a> on record and included <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wmo.int\/pages\/mediacentre\/press_releases\/pr_943_en.html\">nine of the 10 hottest<\/a> years. Greenhouse gas levels are at their highest in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nature.com\/nature\/journal\/v453\/n7193\/full\/453291a.html\">800,000 years<\/a>. Less heat is escaping the top of the atmosphere in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.skeptica\/\">wavelengths<\/a> of greenhouse gases. For the first time, scientists have recorded <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sciencedaily.com\/releases\/2011\/10\/111021074532.htm\">both hemispheres are warming<\/a> &ndash; and the global temperature spike can&rsquo;t be linked to an <a href=\"http:\/\/epa.gov\/climatechange\/science\/pastcc.html\">astronomical trigger<\/a>, such as solar variability. Great Lakes peak ice has seen a <a href=\"http:\/\/journals.ametsoc.org\/doi\/abs\/10.1175\">71 percent drop<\/a> since 1973. Winters are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seascapemodeling.org\/seascape_projects\/2012\/01\/is-winter-getting-shorter.html\">shorter<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.climateandfarming.org\/pdfs\/FactSheets\/I.2Indicators.pdf\">Lakes melt earlier<\/a>. Plants are moving <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/news\/2012-01-25\/usda-plant-hardiness-map-shifts-temperature-zones-north-1-.html\">north<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Worldwide, 95% of land-based glaciers are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wunderground.com\/climate\/Glaciers.asp\">losing mass<\/a>. September Arctic sea ice has lost <a href=\"http:\/\/www.climatewatch.noaa.gov\/image\/2011\/summer-heat-unravels-arctics-icy-blanket\">10 percent<\/a> of its area every decade. Sea levels are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nature.com\/climate\/2010\/1004\/full\/climate.2010.29.html\">rising<\/a>. Oceans are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/slideshow\/2011-12-12\/don-t-panic-earth-s-nine-threats-to-humanity.html%22%20%5Cl%20%22slide3\">30 percent more acidic<\/a>. Flooding and extreme storms are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nature.com\/nature\/journal\/v470\/n7334\/full\/nature09763.html\">spiking in frequency and intensity<\/a>. Last winter was the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ncdc.noaa.gov\/sotc\/national\/\"><span class=\"scayt-misspell\" data-scayt_word=\"4th\" data-scaytid=\"13\">4th<\/span> warmest<\/a> on record, despite the cooling influence of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elnino.noaa.gov\/lanina.html\">La Nina<\/a> phase in the Pacific.<\/p>\n<p>Extremes are becoming more <a href=\"http:\/\/ipcc-wg2.gov\/SREX\/\">extreme<\/a>. And none of it has anything to do with Al Gore.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Very <span class=\"scayt-misspell\" data-scayt_word=\"sciency\" data-scaytid=\"7\">sciency<\/span> stuff&nbsp;here.&nbsp; Anyway,&nbsp;the&nbsp;fun&nbsp;begins with the <span class=\"scayt-misspell\" data-scayt_word=\"commenters\" data-scaytid=\"18\">commenters<\/span>.&nbsp; A couple of samples.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#39;s one disconnected from fact:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>But because of the politics of the Obama Administration, all funding for Hydrogen research was cut to the bone in&nbsp;2009. If you want to look for politics interfering with technological solutions to CO2 pollution &#8212;<strong> don&#39;t look at the Republicans&#8230;we tried!&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#39;s one that thinks a work of fiction is a rebuttal (in the commenter&#39;s defense, <a href=\"http:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=80\">George Will <\/a>thought the same thing):<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Did you read Michael Crichton&#39;s STATE OF FEAR? It really helps you understand that GLOBAL WARMING, renamed &quot;climate change&quot; is a 100% sham.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#39;s your classic straw man:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Oh, no!!<\/p>\n<p>Drowning polar bears???<\/p>\n<p>Polar ice caps falling into the sea???<\/p>\n<p>Despair, despair!!!<\/p>\n<p>Hey, kids!! It&#39;s Kool-Aid time!!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And now the tu quoque featuring Al Gore:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Well, at least Gore sets a good eexample by not flying private jets.<\/p>\n<p>What? What do you mean he flies private jets? Isn&#39;t that a mega-polluter?<\/p>\n<p>Well, at least he doesn&#39;t own a McMansion.<\/p>\n<p>What? He owns one of those too?<\/p>\n<p>I try to do what I can to reduce CO2, but Gore is single-handedly burning the planet up.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And this is just the top few of them.&nbsp; <br \/>\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#39;s final exam day here in my world&#8211;Critical Thinking is the course.&nbsp; A friend on Face Book posted this article about being a Republican who believed climate change to be a real thing.&nbsp; Actually, the article is about understanding what the claim about climate change entails, in particular the difference between climate&nbsp;and weather.&nbsp; This difference &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=3570\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Final Exam<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,12],"tags":[237,1369,1370,129,174,1371,1372,688,910],"class_list":["post-3570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-straw-man","tag-al-gore","tag-cimate-change","tag-climate-vs-weather","tag-george-will","tag-global-warming","tag-michael-crichton","tag-state-of-fear","tag-straw-man-arguments","tag-tu-quoque-arguments"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3570"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3572,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570\/revisions\/3572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}