{"id":271,"date":"2006-11-04T09:26:51","date_gmt":"2006-11-04T13:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=271"},"modified":"2006-11-04T09:26:51","modified_gmt":"2006-11-04T13:26:51","slug":"peanut-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Peanut Parents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adults never appear in the Peanuts cartoons; one only hears their voices uttering nonsensical noises: waw waw waw waw.  Much the same is the case for the adults in any of Jonah Goldberg&#8217;s columns.  But <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/news\/opinion\/chi-0611030368nov03,0,1381791.story?coll=chi-newsopinioncommentary-hed\">today<\/a> this is literally true:<\/p>\n<p>>There are two obvious ways to save the bankrupt liberal talk-radio network Air America: Get Al Franken some new, funny material and hire a Lou Dobbs. I say &#8220;a&#8221; Lou Dobbs because the CNN host himself is probably too expensive, but his limousine populism is pretty easy to rip off: &#8220;<strong>Blah, blah, blah<\/strong>. Corporations are out to get you, Washington has sold you out, the fat cats have declared war on the little guy,&#8221; and so on.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve asked this before: need we even bother?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adults never appear in the Peanuts cartoons; one only hears their voices uttering nonsensical noises: waw waw waw waw. Much the same is the case for the adults in any of Jonah Goldberg&#8217;s columns. But today this is literally true: >There are two obvious ways to save the bankrupt liberal talk-radio network Air America: Get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=271\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Peanut Parents<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goldberg","category-straw-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}