{"id":2348,"date":"2010-11-12T06:39:38","date_gmt":"2010-11-12T11:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=2348"},"modified":"2010-11-12T06:39:38","modified_gmt":"2010-11-12T11:39:38","slug":"cant-make-this-stuff-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=2348","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t make this stuff up"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>What have I told you about diet and exercise?&nbsp; Exercise is irrelevant&hellip;. &quot;How do you know all this?&quot;&nbsp; One of the reasons I know what I know is that I know liberals, and I know liberals lie, and if Michelle Obama&rsquo;s gonna be out there ripping into &quot;food desserts&quot; and saying, &quot;This is why people are fat,&quot; I know it&rsquo;s not true.&nbsp; &quot;Rush, do you really believe that? It&rsquo;s that simple to you, liberals lie?&quot;&nbsp; Yes, it is, folks.&nbsp; Once you learn that, once you come to grips with that, once you accept that, the rest is easy.&nbsp; Very, very simple.&nbsp; Now, my doctor has never told me to restrict any intake of salt, but if he did, I wouldn&rsquo;t.&nbsp; I&rsquo;d just spend more time in the steam or the sauna sweating it out.<a href=\"http:\/\/andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com\/the_daily_dish\/2010\/11\/eat-all-the-twinkies-you-want.html\">http:\/\/andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com\/the_daily_dish\/2010\/11\/eat-all-the-twinkies-you-want.html<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What have I told you about diet and exercise?&nbsp; Exercise is irrelevant&hellip;. &quot;How do you know all this?&quot;&nbsp; One of the reasons I know what I know is that I know liberals, and I know liberals lie, and if Michelle Obama&rsquo;s gonna be out there ripping into &quot;food desserts&quot; and saying, &quot;This is why people &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=2348\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Can&#8217;t make this stuff up<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2348"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2349,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348\/revisions\/2349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}