{"id":1923,"date":"2010-06-23T08:16:26","date_gmt":"2010-06-23T13:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=1923"},"modified":"2010-06-23T08:16:26","modified_gmt":"2010-06-23T13:16:26","slug":"frankenquotations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=1923","title":{"rendered":"Frankenquotations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Former George W.Bush speechwriter (&quot;axis of evil&#8230;.&quot;) and some kind of fervent Christian Michael Gerson&nbsp;alleges that&nbsp;Al Franken, former writer for Saturday NIght Live and current Senator from Minnesota, is not to be taken seriously.&nbsp; He writes:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>One problem with a political landslide of the kind that Republicans now contemplate in November is that it may also sweep into office various ideologues who become embarrassments &#8212; candidates such as J.D. Hayworth and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whorunsgov.com\/Profiles\/Rand_Paul\" target=\"\"><font color=\"#0c4790\">Rand Paul<\/font><\/a>. Democrats are familiar with this possibility, because they have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whorunsgov.com\/Profiles\/Al_Franken\" target=\"\"><font color=\"#0c4790\">Sen. Al Franken<\/font><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In the months since his election, the author of &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Rush-Limbaugh-Big-Fat-Idiot\/dp\/0440508649\" target=\"\"><font color=\"#0c4790\">Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot<\/font><\/a>,&quot; who has referred to opponents as &quot;human filth&quot; and who once accused Ronald Reagan of supporting the torture and rape of nuns, has tried to control his bile addiction, at least in public. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.acslaw.org\/node\/16381\" target=\"\"><font color=\"#0c4790\">Speaking last week to the American Constitution Society<\/font><\/a>, he relapsed.<\/p>\n<p>Most of the traditional elements of a Franken rant were employed against Chief Justice John Roberts and conservatives on the Supreme Court. The attack on motives: The &quot;Roberts court has consistently and intentionally protected and promoted the interests of the powerful over those of individual Americans.&quot; The silly hyperbole: &quot;What individual rights are so basic and so important that they should be protected above a corporation&#39;s right to profit? And their preferred answer is: None. Zero.&quot; The sloppy, malicious mixed metaphor: The Roberts court is putting not a &quot;thumb&quot; but &quot;a fist with brass knuckles&quot; on the &quot;scale&quot; of justice. <strong>Franken was clearly summoning all his remaining resources of senatorial dignity not to say something like Roberts is a &quot;lying liar who lies along with his lying lackeys for his lying corporate lying masters.&quot; <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You would never suspect from Franken&#39;s speech that the Roberts court, in key cases, has sided with employees who allege discrimination and against corporations.<strong> It is never enough for Franken&#39;s opponents to be misguided or mistaken<\/strong>; they must <i>want<\/i> women to be sexually harassed in underpaid jobs while their children die of lead poisoning.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div id=\"body_after_content_column\">In all fairness, which is a kind of Christian attitude by the way&#8211;or so the nuns taught me&#8211;&quot;Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot&quot; is ironic satire, about a&nbsp;fellow&nbsp;whose main mode of argument is the abusive ad hominem.&nbsp; The same goes for the &quot;human filth&quot; remark about the vitriolic Karl Rove.&nbsp; Now&nbsp;Reagan, in all honesty, did support regimes that raped and tortured nuns (I mean communists).&nbsp; Now the point of bringing all&nbsp;of this up of course is to&nbsp;discredit Franken without considering Franken&#39;s particular argument (in this case).&nbsp; It&#39;s the tactic of a big fat idiot, or human filth, to denigrate our discourse in this manner.&nbsp; THAT LAST SENTENCE WAS&nbsp;SATIRE.&nbsp; What&#39;s worse, however, is that Gerson&nbsp;has&nbsp;run out of misunderstandings&nbsp;to blame&nbsp;on Franken, so&nbsp;he resorts to making stuff&nbsp;up.&nbsp; You can&nbsp;watch&nbsp;Franken&#39;s comments for yourself <a href=\"http:\/\/www.acslaw.org\/node\/16381\">here<\/a>.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>Franken doesn&#39;t say the &quot;lying liars&quot; quotation above.&nbsp; That&#39;s pure invention.&nbsp;&nbsp;If Franken had such a habit of bile, you&#39;d&nbsp;think&nbsp;Gerson wouldn&#39;t need to resort to making&nbsp;crap up.&nbsp; But he continues&#8211;and attributes more false intentions to Franken.&nbsp; It is never enough for Gerson that his opponent is wrong or misguided, but apparently he must have some kind of warped personality and (as this dreary pieces goes on to fail more and more) and be a big fat idiot.&nbsp; But maybe I&#39;ll talk about that tomorrow.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Former George W.Bush speechwriter (&quot;axis of evil&#8230;.&quot;) and some kind of fervent Christian Michael Gerson&nbsp;alleges that&nbsp;Al Franken, former writer for Saturday NIght Live and current Senator from Minnesota, is not to be taken seriously.&nbsp; He writes: One problem with a political landslide of the kind that Republicans now contemplate in November is that it may &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=1923\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Frankenquotations<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,42,72,12],"tags":[200,1994,679],"class_list":["post-1923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ad-hominem","category-ad-hominem-abusive","category-michael-gerson","category-straw-man","tag-al-franken","tag-michael-gerson","tag-washington-post-op-ed-page"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1923"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1924,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923\/revisions\/1924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}