{"id":1794,"date":"2010-01-29T07:53:22","date_gmt":"2010-01-29T12:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=1794"},"modified":"2010-01-29T11:58:11","modified_gmt":"2010-01-29T16:58:11","slug":"then-the-terrorists-will-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=1794","title":{"rendered":". . . Then the terrorists will win"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to a recent report, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/aponline\/2010\/01\/29\/world\/AP-ML-Bin-Laden-Tape.html\">Bin Laden has now blamed the US for global warming<\/a>.&nbsp; He has called for a boycott of American products.&nbsp; Since Bin Laden believes in global warming, we must now not believe it, because we must do the opposite of everything Bin Laden does.&nbsp; (update to follow)<\/p>\n<p>In other news, so to speak, there&#39;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/al_qaeda_claims_responsibility_for\">this item<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Department of Homeland Security officials told reporters that it could take months to determine the full extent of the damage from what they are calling the worst-ever ad hominem strike on American soil, even as crews worked around the clock to salvage whatever bits of Harris&#39; self-respect they could from the wreckage.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Ok, that&#39;s from the Onion.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE.<\/p>\n<p>As I imagined, <a href=\"http:\/\/mediamatters.org\/blog\/201001290022\">this did not take long<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to a recent report, Bin Laden has now blamed the US for global warming.&nbsp; He has called for a boycott of American products.&nbsp; Since Bin Laden believes in global warming, we must now not believe it, because we must do the opposite of everything Bin Laden does.&nbsp; (update to follow) In other news, so &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=1794\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">. . . Then the terrorists will win<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}