{"id":1686,"date":"2009-11-15T11:12:50","date_gmt":"2009-11-15T16:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=1686"},"modified":"2009-11-15T11:13:33","modified_gmt":"2009-11-15T16:13:33","slug":"chuck-norris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=1686","title":{"rendered":"Chuck Norris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t tolerate ad hominem attacks:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>    Hannity: Why don&#8217;t you run? No no no, there&#8217;s a solution &#8212; why wouldn&#8217;t you &#8212; Chuck Norris could be governor of Texas one day.<\/p>\n<p>    Norris: You know why? Because I&#8217;d be sitting here with my opponent, and debating, and then he would start attacking my character, and I&#8217;d jump over there and choke him unconscious.<\/p>\n<p>    [Laughter]<\/p>\n<p>    Hannity: You have more control than that!<\/p>\n<p>    Norris: I don&#8217;t! That&#8217;s the problem, you know. I have a thin skin. It was really tough in the film world. And in the political world, you know, I&#8217;d be killing half the people.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chucknorrisfacts.com\/\">He chokes them<\/a>. (<a href=\"http:\/\/crooksandliars.com\/david-neiwert\/chuck-norris-indulges-violent-elimin\">Courtesy of C&#038;L<\/a>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t tolerate ad hominem attacks: Hannity: Why don&#8217;t you run? No no no, there&#8217;s a solution &#8212; why wouldn&#8217;t you &#8212; Chuck Norris could be governor of Texas one day. Norris: You know why? Because I&#8217;d be sitting here with my opponent, and debating, and then he would start attacking my character, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=1686\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chuck Norris<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ad-hominem-abusive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1686"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1686\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}