{"id":1394,"date":"2009-04-16T07:02:20","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T13:02:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=1394"},"modified":"2009-04-16T07:02:44","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T13:02:44","slug":"reverend-blue-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/?p=1394","title":{"rendered":"Reverend Blue Jeans"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&quot;Wretches, don&#39;t eat beans!&quot; &#8212;<a href=\"http:\/\/books.google.com\/books?id=7dctQvnw38YC&amp;pg=PA150&amp;lpg=PA150&amp;dq=beans++empedocles&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=IzmOz9Wx6C&amp;sig=-2HRFtuvaaUoA53uJYrRH-sPrzA&amp;hl=en&amp;ei=yivnSffROJSg8QT7idTmDg&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=book_result&amp;ct=result&amp;resnum=10\">Empedocles of Akragas<\/a> (490-430 BCE)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&quot;Wretches, don&#39;t wear jeans!&quot; &#8212;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2009\/04\/15\/AR2009041502861.html\">George Will<\/a> (This morning)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&quot;Wretches, don&#39;t eat beans!&quot; &#8212;Empedocles of Akragas (490-430 BCE) &quot;Wretches, don&#39;t wear jeans!&quot; &#8212;George Will (This morning)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,7,13],"tags":[504,129,505],"class_list":["post-1394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-will","category-plain-bad-arguments","tag-blue-jeans","tag-george-will","tag-stuff-thats-too-stupid-to-comment-seriously-one-fer-chrissake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thenonsequitur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}