Dee Plane! Dee Plane!

People learn how to reason by mimicking others.  I don't really know that this is true, but it doesn't matter, as this guy says I can do this:

San Francisco’s Colin Kaepernick is going to be a big-time NFL quarterback. That must make the guys in San Quentin happy.

Approximately 98.7 percent of the inmates at California’s state prison have tattoos. I don’t know that as fact, but I’ve watched enough “Lockup” to know it’s close to accurate.

I’m also pretty sure less than 1.3 percent of NFL quarterbacks have tattoos. There’s a reason for that.

NFL quarterback is the ultimate position of influence and responsibility. He is the CEO of a high-profile organization, and you don’t want your CEO to look like he just got paroled.

Silly.  But this next claim has its own particular WTFness:

I realize tattoos are ways to pay homage to your religion, children and motorcycle gang. I’m cool with LeBron James looking like an Etch A Sketch.

I'm sure LeBron James is relieved and no one notices anything weird about that remark.




Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *