According to a recent report, Bin Laden has now blamed the US for global warming. He has called for a boycott of American products. Since Bin Laden believes in global warming, we must now not believe it, because we must do the opposite of everything Bin Laden does. (update to follow)
In other news, so to speak, there's this item:
Department of Homeland Security officials told reporters that it could take months to determine the full extent of the damage from what they are calling the worst-ever ad hominem strike on American soil, even as crews worked around the clock to salvage whatever bits of Harris' self-respect they could from the wreckage.
Ok, that's from the Onion.
As I imagined, this did not take long.